We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't know. I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job I'm your average white suburbanite slob I like football and porno and books about war. I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar. But sometimes that just ain't enough To keep a man like me interested Oh no No way Uh-uh. No, I've gotta go out and have fun At someone else's expense Oh yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.